Friday, February 9, 2018

Eric Stonestreet Digs for Change in Ellens Old Furniture

Eric Stonestreet Digs for Change in Ellens Old Furniture

What do you think of my new furniture? This is my furniture. >> [APPLAUSE] >> This is part of my ED Furniture line. It's now available nationwide and at
Thomasville stores and other fine stores. Check our website for information.

I decided to get rid of my old furniture. And I wanted to do it the right way and be a good neighbor so
I did the responsible thing. I put it out on the curb and put a free
sign to, there's somebody right now. Sir? Are you interested in that, sir? Eric Stonestreet.

>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Hey. >> Eric. Hi, Eric. What are you doing? >> Well, I heard you were getting new
furniture, so I was in the neighborhood and I just thought I'd stop by and
check under the cushions.

>> Why, for what? >> Duh, Ellen, a lot of rich people
sit on this furniture like Diddy and Oprah, so I thought I'd look for
some loose change. >> Well,
I don't think you're gonna find anything- >> Holy moly! >> [LAUGH]
>> Score, this is like thousands of dollars. >> Well, you can't have that. >> Yes I can, finders keepers.

Now I'm gonna check in the big couch. >> Well you got lucky once but I don't think you're gonna
find anything under there. >> My gosh-
>> [APPLAUSE] >> It's a Shutterfly check for $50,000 made out to cash. >> You can't keep that.

You can't have that. >> Yes I can. This is karma Ellen. Remember all those times
you scared me on your show? >> Well, I've scared you maybe twice.

>> Okay, no, nine times Ellen. Nine times. Pay back's a ****, isn't it? >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]
>> Where's the crosswalk button? >> Where are you going with that check? >> I don't know but I'm looking for
the crosswalk button right now. >> [LAUGH]
>> Okay.

>> It's over here. >> It's on the other side of the pole. >> Great, here I found it. >> Yeah, the bit is over now.

All right, so
I am gonna scare him even more now. >> No you're not. >> Yes I will. >> No you will not.

>> Yes I will,
are you gonna cross with that big check? >> Yes I will. >> Okay. Let me know when you can cross, so I. It's, wait, you can't just.

>> I'm breaking the law. >> That's jaywalking. >> Arrest me,
I'll bail myself out with my $50,000. >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]
>> There he goes.

>> [APPLAUSE].

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