What do you think of my new furniture? This is my furniture. >> [APPLAUSE] >> This is part of my ED Furniture line. It's now available nationwide and atThomasville stores and other fine stores. Check our website for information.
I decided to get rid of my old furniture. And I wanted to do it the right way and be a good neighbor so
I did the responsible thing. I put it out on the curb and put a free
sign to, there's somebody right now. Sir? Are you interested in that, sir? Eric Stonestreet.
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> Hey. >> Eric. Hi, Eric. What are you doing? >> Well, I heard you were getting new
furniture, so I was in the neighborhood and I just thought I'd stop by and
check under the cushions.
>> Why, for what? >> Duh, Ellen, a lot of rich people
sit on this furniture like Diddy and Oprah, so I thought I'd look for
some loose change. >> Well,
I don't think you're gonna find anything- >> Holy moly! >> [LAUGH]
>> Score, this is like thousands of dollars. >> Well, you can't have that. >> Yes I can, finders keepers.
Now I'm gonna check in the big couch. >> Well you got lucky once but I don't think you're gonna
find anything under there. >> My gosh-
>> [APPLAUSE] >> It's a Shutterfly check for $50,000 made out to cash. >> You can't keep that.
You can't have that. >> Yes I can. This is karma Ellen. Remember all those times
you scared me on your show? >> Well, I've scared you maybe twice.
>> Okay, no, nine times Ellen. Nine times. Pay back's a ****, isn't it? >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]
>> Where's the crosswalk button? >> Where are you going with that check? >> I don't know but I'm looking for
the crosswalk button right now. >> [LAUGH]
>> Okay.
>> It's over here. >> It's on the other side of the pole. >> Great, here I found it. >> Yeah, the bit is over now.
All right, so
I am gonna scare him even more now. >> No you're not. >> Yes I will. >> No you will not.
>> Yes I will,
are you gonna cross with that big check? >> Yes I will. >> Okay. Let me know when you can cross, so I. It's, wait, you can't just.
>> I'm breaking the law. >> That's jaywalking. >> Arrest me,
I'll bail myself out with my $50,000. >> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]
>> There he goes.
>> [APPLAUSE].
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