My name is Olympia, um I'm 17 I'm just aregular suburban chick and I am addicted to pretending to be furniture. I think
it's it's something I've just loved doing all my life and it stems from you
know one sort of Christmas my aunt Rosemary sat on me accidentally -
she didn't mean to - and I was frightened and horrified at first but you know the
more that I've sort of recalled and remembered it I wish she'd do it again. I have to do it it's a compulsion. I'll be
doing you know the washing up - some sort of regular you know day-to-day activity
and I'll remember that I just love being furniture and I have to just - have to do it.
My name is Nova. I am Olympia's... Let's
say life partner. Olympia is addicted to taking on the roles of various pieces of
furniture.
Well we live in a very small apartment I just don't understand how
she thinks I don't know. She - I don't think she - she has no idea I am very aware of this... I don't want to say sickness? Hobby? Perhaps? Um, when you're standing with a lampshade on your head that's not inconspicuous. I can't explain
it I don't expect anyone to understand it I just fucking love it.
You know an
armchair, a chaise lounge you know I'm there. It's getting to the point now
where it's really affecting - affecting me and I'm... You know... I don't know how I'm
going to tell my family and my friend.
I've got this wonderful partner Nova
and she has no idea that I do it. You're not incognito I can see that you're
standing there with a lampshade on your head. I'm yet to bring this to her
attention though I'm, I'm - I'm worried about what it would be like for our relationship if
I brought this up with her so as - as of right now she doesn't know that I'm - I'm
aware of this. Um, so, I mean, I've brought you here today...
I just, um, I have something to tell you Nova. It's... It's kind of a big deal I suppose
it's kind of hard for me to say this um (What?) I am addicted to being furniture. (Oh for fuck's sake) Um, it's something you know I've had to battle with for a very long time
and I know that you never suspected you've got no idea - Oh I know about the
furniture thing that you do.
No you don't know you have no idea. (You do this, this thing...) Basically what I do is... (Where you pretend to be furniture) I pretend to be furniture - no you don't know you don't - let me just finish please. Do you honestly think I don't know?! I'm sorry I can't.
I'm sorry.
I'm just addicted to being furniture. I feel it, I am it. I am that armchair. We
already have so much furniture what else could she possibly turn in to? Sometimes I feel like she wants me just to sit on her..
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